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A Short History
of Medicine......
I have an
earache...
2000 B.C.
- Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D.
- That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D.
- That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D.
- That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D.
- That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D.
- That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
Anon
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You Might
Be A Nurse If...
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You avoid unhealthy
looking peoples in the mall for fear that they'll drop near you and you'll
have to do CPR on your day off.
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It doesn't bother
you to eat a candy bar with one hand while performing digital stimulation
on your patient with the other hand.
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You've had a patient
with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I'm afraid of shots."
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You've ever bet
on someone's blood alcohol level.
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You plan your
next meal while performing gastric lavage.
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You believe every
waiting room should have a Valium salt lick.
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You have your
weekends off planned a year in advance.
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You have ever
had a patient control his seizures when offered food.
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You know it's
a full moon without having to look at the sky. --anon